tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79027826129656224612024-03-13T08:37:58.736+00:00O JimbrinhasNada de especial. O Jimbrinhas está aqui para o que der e vier.Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-15057681290620844682008-09-03T21:00:00.011+00:002008-09-03T21:16:12.398+00:00Aniversário Sofia<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8378xuIBb6L9BJIGkxZanwN-QIEgp0XIwEd7m88tXozPrcNdTuChZLriwcRZSXutb0dEpwUn8NLoPwMdRm19GGlQw6TfM43-O7Znvm-XGYXCPErjRDQP_PpyAjGLjawtvFXq_cecy1DD/s1600-h/20080829_03.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241906339717232594" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8378xuIBb6L9BJIGkxZanwN-QIEgp0XIwEd7m88tXozPrcNdTuChZLriwcRZSXutb0dEpwUn8NLoPwMdRm19GGlQw6TfM43-O7Znvm-XGYXCPErjRDQP_PpyAjGLjawtvFXq_cecy1DD/s400/20080829_03.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYX6nX6ZP85EIOdY_uOfwV5ydu-_ou803ndYeVIQYK8xLwS-0osiW8HKIU8uOUTeWdeN32wa5EhgZk9OBXiqrT-pZDcyj299ByOD1cPNq5MOWZv6nS3k8djFuqY4QrkvL5IH2LFCDL0aBW/s1600-h/20080829_13.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241906109843413586" style="FLOAT: left; 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MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC53A77Zol3a4O58zxh4vZBkP_ojqbRS7z8FecJexfEqpuwxFvM8EjR_RuAFqXYxglZK83I8JhZVnBF1tJE2bswB20ABaDCw3EsbNJbU65Dsj5UGFwtf_L8Tl56KtBObjJE_RAc6xGsYm7/s400/20080829_30.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVBTGmvVu6NRcq1WsFrc_OKrxO1Ir_CX2tCT-q_BxQFENmQn8yDfSAtR2ukKumwXPzlhCbbgwiJy-8zd-uI9M7-11u0BDS80KVXtVWIGJnPbsCLfI5sOf1k-67s_UgXalS5BKC_Jsp15cv/s1600-h/20080829_02_01.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241903690970045426" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVBTGmvVu6NRcq1WsFrc_OKrxO1Ir_CX2tCT-q_BxQFENmQn8yDfSAtR2ukKumwXPzlhCbbgwiJy-8zd-uI9M7-11u0BDS80KVXtVWIGJnPbsCLfI5sOf1k-67s_UgXalS5BKC_Jsp15cv/s400/20080829_02_01.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-49899906779447009532008-09-03T20:45:00.003+00:002008-09-03T20:55:02.814+00:00Modernices escolaresAinda antes de acabar as férias, apresentei-me na Escola, mas só hoje me apercebi que, aproveitando as férias, haviam sido introduzidas algumas modernices. A melhor de todas foi um atendedor de chamadas para facilitar a comunicação e garantir a segurança da comunidade escolar.<br /><br />Eis a mensagem gravada:<br /><br />Ligou para a Escola...., a sua chamada foi direccionada para o atendedor automático. De forma a podermos ajudá-lo a falar com a pessoa certa, ouça, por favor, todas as opções antes de fazer a sua selecção:<br /><br />- Para mentir sobre a justificação das faltas do seu filho, pressione a tecla 1<br /><br />- Para inventar uma desculpa sobre a razão pela qual o seu educando não fez o seu trabalho, tecla 2<br /><br />- Para se queixar sobre o que se faz na Escola, tecla 3<br /><br />- Para insultar os professores, tecla 4<br /><br />- Para saber por que razão não recebeu determinada informação que já estava referida no boletim informativo ou em diversos documentos que lhe enviámos, tecla 5<br /><br />- Se quiser que lhe criemos a sua criança, tecla 6<br /><br />- Se quiser agarrar, tocar, esbofetear ou agredir alguém, tecla 7<br /><br />- Para pedir um professor novo, pela terceira vez este ano, tecla 8<br /><br />- Para se queixar dos transportes escolares, tecla 9<br /><br />- Para se queixar dos almoços fornecidos pela escola, tecla 0<br /><br />- Se já compreendeu que este é o mundo real e que a sua criança deve ser responsável e responsabilizada pelo seu comportamento, pelo seu trabalho na aula, pelos seus tpcs, e que a culpa da falta de esforço do seu filho não é do professor, desligue e tenha um bom dia!Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-4524341733232269742008-07-29T21:37:00.011+00:002008-07-29T21:51:34.522+00:00Férias... de outros temposRegressados de Vila Nova, decidimos rebuscar nos álbuns das memórias e eis algumas pérolas de férias passadas noutros tempos em Vila Nova:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNi55VhmQ6xHBNPF3KnGkOyGf-kVgY57_SKNhEIR_v9TucTRNLNEzFE_4wg9ZXlbrxaTvK3VirKdsVKJlE9kNyhKEhqGaheCJOh2pgoozv8ju5s3NyyPQydPr5_gsVN6G93DoHRse1GGud/s1600-h/scan00003.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228553884966832514" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNi55VhmQ6xHBNPF3KnGkOyGf-kVgY57_SKNhEIR_v9TucTRNLNEzFE_4wg9ZXlbrxaTvK3VirKdsVKJlE9kNyhKEhqGaheCJOh2pgoozv8ju5s3NyyPQydPr5_gsVN6G93DoHRse1GGud/s400/scan00003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ai, meu Deus, como eles eram lindos!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0mTI4XHNp4rBbcerNGb6MUuvvioJ4HzP9gizo2H4DJNOQvtD2QbE7U3x1Px3lQ2hbtOl5iCKhLdbCwH9IYrTtUI15WjqladsbTMeS_VghEL3KZHA5E3meNlILuN38nr89xQj4bu4w0Gmg/s1600-h/scan0004.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228554288038730834" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0mTI4XHNp4rBbcerNGb6MUuvvioJ4HzP9gizo2H4DJNOQvtD2QbE7U3x1Px3lQ2hbtOl5iCKhLdbCwH9IYrTtUI15WjqladsbTMeS_VghEL3KZHA5E3meNlILuN38nr89xQj4bu4w0Gmg/s400/scan0004.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Feliz do 'Fidalgo'(?).<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh78Wid4iNTxGhS7kxDZS-XybFtxTh2MD-Qd02RITB43YNPpqPg_xuEALRO6B-y1x6KGfyvbRN8TnHrGGNHIrpBuk_v11TVacq3hpQa1EYcOftNCIUfML1beqGHnWUNBfv-jovpxgl-nd9I/s1600-h/scan0005.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228554800923348962" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh78Wid4iNTxGhS7kxDZS-XybFtxTh2MD-Qd02RITB43YNPpqPg_xuEALRO6B-y1x6KGfyvbRN8TnHrGGNHIrpBuk_v11TVacq3hpQa1EYcOftNCIUfML1beqGHnWUNBfv-jovpxgl-nd9I/s400/scan0005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Vícios que vêm de longe....Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-81761388817948614462008-06-22T21:47:00.007+00:002008-06-22T21:57:27.024+00:00Há muito, muito tempo...Eu sei que há muito tempo que não digo nada, mas a culpa nem é minha, mas da minha querida MILU que me requisita o tempo todo.<br /><br />Seja como for, aqui vai a prova de que gordura é formosura... Eu também sei que isso era noutro tempo....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLJq2qN6e-clNATsUeW5mvu8Hc6LWfm-oFjSt1LLWTxwV8dFAHxnY6AYM3nbUGRLeQ-LYufnbdrzk8Qfmqf5Y-1Su25Pnm7H2dU5lEwp48x2yO7WK3W-1ACFUYHBdgQuexQx367p0PVFCR/s1600-h/scan0002.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214826935109417714" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLJq2qN6e-clNATsUeW5mvu8Hc6LWfm-oFjSt1LLWTxwV8dFAHxnY6AYM3nbUGRLeQ-LYufnbdrzk8Qfmqf5Y-1Su25Pnm7H2dU5lEwp48x2yO7WK3W-1ACFUYHBdgQuexQx367p0PVFCR/s400/scan0002.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgXVcRhfVzGq83MDK2zITd3RI07SPYpN6N06WqwDVJ6GPOViDun06ZRwEJBnI-IzuVDiYmG7pFsODgWZh_OdDnPPw4YOnIaAh5emTKifxsdXUrMyuzHPQPfpdfnp-CT_xUnWTdQ82YLLp-/s1600-h/scan0003.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214826530286900034" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgXVcRhfVzGq83MDK2zITd3RI07SPYpN6N06WqwDVJ6GPOViDun06ZRwEJBnI-IzuVDiYmG7pFsODgWZh_OdDnPPw4YOnIaAh5emTKifxsdXUrMyuzHPQPfpdfnp-CT_xUnWTdQ82YLLp-/s400/scan0003.jpg" border="0" /></a>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-22391034578113701572008-04-07T17:12:00.001+00:002008-04-07T17:15:00.897+00:00Desabafo de um condutor assustadoEsta manhã quando vinha para o trabalho pela auto-estrada, olho para o meu lado esquerdo e o que é que eu vejo??? Uma fulana num Mercedes novinho, a 150 km por hora, de queixo levantado para o espelho retrovisor a por rímel nas pestanas!<br />Continuei a olhar por mais uns segundos quando reparei que o carro dela já estava mais de metade na minha faixa de rodagem e ela continuava tranquilamente a pintar os olhos!!! Apanhei um susto de tal forma (sou homem, não é?!?! Estas coisas chocam-me!!!), que deixei cair a máquina de barbear e larguei o Donut que ia a comer!<br /><br />Como se não bastasse... no meio daquela confusão toda, a tentar não tirar os joelhos do volante para não me despistar, dei uma pantufada no telemóvel que caiu dentro do café que levava no meio das pernas, salpiquei tudo, queimei "o meu amigo e os amigos dele", estraguei a porcaria do telefone e ainda por cima desliguei uma chamada importante!!!<br /><br /> <span style="font-size:130%;">Raios partam as mulheres ao volante!!!</span>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-68573339707332807342008-03-24T17:04:00.002+00:002008-03-24T17:06:03.005+00:00MAIS VALE TARDE QUE NUNCA!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSUXXjNr5VM6thxEljQH70_OgHnYAxTh72FwtCEra6kWGmGMEiiklVAksxuVD5TCuw1gUnHu2rIxYIwVu7eHEP_xWunLDDsEYz_CCLYDpJSCnHCCxqv5eINDVDqd_cDmW95PhBfmSBD9bY/s1600-h/parabéns.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181355484619629026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSUXXjNr5VM6thxEljQH70_OgHnYAxTh72FwtCEra6kWGmGMEiiklVAksxuVD5TCuw1gUnHu2rIxYIwVu7eHEP_xWunLDDsEYz_CCLYDpJSCnHCCxqv5eINDVDqd_cDmW95PhBfmSBD9bY/s400/parab%C3%A9ns.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-11228284760443568592008-03-24T16:12:00.005+00:002008-03-24T16:30:57.772+00:00PÁSCOA 2008<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJEAKPjAA1X7lSjzfWKO8hm-LXZ6GIRhHs-_sJeWBaJp0J-2Cocs6v2g-cjiUCR3PVz1n0Eq_IU7eWfzKNBQXw8zUNvI7MBPUYJQARADWI8_C_3VZB_nIl599fpSTrRckv5F4Rnl5tc6P/s1600-h/Páscoa.2008+001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181344493798318546" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJEAKPjAA1X7lSjzfWKO8hm-LXZ6GIRhHs-_sJeWBaJp0J-2Cocs6v2g-cjiUCR3PVz1n0Eq_IU7eWfzKNBQXw8zUNvI7MBPUYJQARADWI8_C_3VZB_nIl599fpSTrRckv5F4Rnl5tc6P/s400/P%C3%A1scoa.2008+001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Sábado Santo - da Casa da Ínsua veio esta camélia y unas cositas más pouco recomendáveis para quem deseja alcançar a santidade...<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglmRWvzDejH-shhNLQPk7yCunai0E4WDp68ndaRIsW9vDXp94dWHL6aUx36iYAly8R1qXaDLYg31Nreo6u_eKLNoEo0Q9Q0hRQx1eBX2zTH9MX-wv6xup5awWLhAo3BipcD8XxeAXGVNz7/s1600-h/Páscoa.2008+003.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181344326294593986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglmRWvzDejH-shhNLQPk7yCunai0E4WDp68ndaRIsW9vDXp94dWHL6aUx36iYAly8R1qXaDLYg31Nreo6u_eKLNoEo0Q9Q0hRQx1eBX2zTH9MX-wv6xup5awWLhAo3BipcD8XxeAXGVNz7/s400/P%C3%A1scoa.2008+003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />No domingo de Páscoa, uma visita pascal inesperada... mas sem "inglope"....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgow16sspyQMT3CkLuIPNmL81eJRvUt0Twkj5Q7N9KtaGQdM35ThJxLtXJVt6wT_2c47vM8naSMoRtbLDwZDtalo6x6JBB7HU0qZRJ6MJvyGm_khE2YzJxITu01NhTmDt23jNoeuy9p9sZ/s1600-h/Páscoa.2008+005.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181344120136163762" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgow16sspyQMT3CkLuIPNmL81eJRvUt0Twkj5Q7N9KtaGQdM35ThJxLtXJVt6wT_2c47vM8naSMoRtbLDwZDtalo6x6JBB7HU0qZRJ6MJvyGm_khE2YzJxITu01NhTmDt23jNoeuy9p9sZ/s400/P%C3%A1scoa.2008+005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Falta de respeito pela presença da cruz durante a visita pascal...<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHH6y-lXj4fy-wOVjInGcKa1lQj-FWJaOpHb5IKifgs7T_rrc0SBE8opc7TLa1S-SIuhPfDlmLC3hTqJjVprXKk9LE-zKz4sLwFQdhKHfKogppIArIW9pv-R3R9Q1vo0AjlSbU8lczkQ8K/s1600-h/Salamanca.03.2008+018.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181343737884074402" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHH6y-lXj4fy-wOVjInGcKa1lQj-FWJaOpHb5IKifgs7T_rrc0SBE8opc7TLa1S-SIuhPfDlmLC3hTqJjVprXKk9LE-zKz4sLwFQdhKHfKogppIArIW9pv-R3R9Q1vo0AjlSbU8lczkQ8K/s400/Salamanca.03.2008+018.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sexta-Feira Santa - Salamanca </div><div> </div><div>Preparando o material para a reportagem fotográfica.<br /><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipGxNfOm9Ao-YSvy_crH_K3hY_hFHi2m3cJ2y6IbXUcm6BQRQ9naSgBxalXUEai8ylakBl3SJAo3wiCGXBEXcGrsy1umR_iSoCNWs4WIsFGO88g0kd1vv-iIO33j1uWuL3neTEhzpMUb4Z/s1600-h/Salamanca.03.2008+083.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181343544610546066" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipGxNfOm9Ao-YSvy_crH_K3hY_hFHi2m3cJ2y6IbXUcm6BQRQ9naSgBxalXUEai8ylakBl3SJAo3wiCGXBEXcGrsy1umR_iSoCNWs4WIsFGO88g0kd1vv-iIO33j1uWuL3neTEhzpMUb4Z/s400/Salamanca.03.2008+083.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />La Vírgen de la Soledad esperando en la catedral salamantina por la procesión de Viernes Santo... Y viva España y el gusto por el sufrimiento y el dolor!!!!<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS2TF0VUbTpc283E_7ooeogGr-5mo5FzOWRD5FMPvvCqUd17K1XzEUIikEptPV0qYMubUM0td3ga7ebhIc3KizQYl_49JyMHBTs03902popuQVqfwoEN4hozexbo9dV_HRStf8wyuvk2n-/s1600-h/Salamanca.03.2008+089.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181343304092377474" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS2TF0VUbTpc283E_7ooeogGr-5mo5FzOWRD5FMPvvCqUd17K1XzEUIikEptPV0qYMubUM0td3ga7ebhIc3KizQYl_49JyMHBTs03902popuQVqfwoEN4hozexbo9dV_HRStf8wyuvk2n-/s400/Salamanca.03.2008+089.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Arrasando na Plaza Mayor de Salamanca....<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimqcH66cw1UhBFzr2aS1qCkCxBB1rI0Rm4T2ZyuAU4ydIIyviCOhUAzx1Uuq_OP7MqT2Nw1rgYebjGq8xiZJWTc_Ddf5kga36LQCG8UhxJnLO1A1zZIqPTvM3_cWmI0rwx_I0Mx2n7gw06/s1600-h/Salamanca.03.2008+095.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181342840235909490" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimqcH66cw1UhBFzr2aS1qCkCxBB1rI0Rm4T2ZyuAU4ydIIyviCOhUAzx1Uuq_OP7MqT2Nw1rgYebjGq8xiZJWTc_Ddf5kga36LQCG8UhxJnLO1A1zZIqPTvM3_cWmI0rwx_I0Mx2n7gw06/s400/Salamanca.03.2008+095.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Plaza Mayor de Salamanca<br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-88139080968463416272008-02-26T21:40:00.003+00:002008-02-26T21:46:40.921+00:00Maldades...Diz o Primeiro-Ministro para um dos seus INÚMEROS Secretários:<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">- Vou atirar esta nota de 100 Euros pela janela e fazer um português feliz. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">- Sr.Engenheiro , não acha preferível atirar 2 de 50 e fazer 2 portugueses felizes? - diz o Secretário.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">- Não faça isso, Sr. Primeiro-Ministro. Atire 20 notas de 5 e faça 20 portugueses felizes! - diz o Escriturário lá no seu canto.</span><br /><br />Ouvindo isto tudo, reage a senhora de limpeza:<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">Porque é que o senhor Primeiro-Ministro não se atira da janela e faz dez milhões de portugueses felizes?</span><br /><span style="color:#009900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#009900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#009900;"></span>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-65208482442586551532008-02-25T18:21:00.002+00:002008-02-25T18:24:53.064+00:00Sem comentários...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCoiyMf6ztQB4b1DYaC0ahJUFzTcshzl69mp51_viR73VK9LNE3tZyp6cET6RIQeYFdoC3a2jCeIN7bBNQORthjV_I9LqZBpZqRPnsjS6qrVhTcsADVRoLuE1CSkypwNpkE3reIZhG2qep/s1600-h/narcisos.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170985248052693186" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCoiyMf6ztQB4b1DYaC0ahJUFzTcshzl69mp51_viR73VK9LNE3tZyp6cET6RIQeYFdoC3a2jCeIN7bBNQORthjV_I9LqZBpZqRPnsjS6qrVhTcsADVRoLuE1CSkypwNpkE3reIZhG2qep/s400/narcisos.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Esta é só para os entendidos... </div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-34875311167122865572008-02-18T16:14:00.001+00:002008-02-18T16:17:55.933+00:00E que se repita muitas vezes...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhouBvatMlf_OvZK-TcEPXnhY0G5iSWhzglKGBr_CuGHLi5HE5fMU_TRhIlw8pXXGy7WhDYM3DBxrpsuZ83QWJR1-Ibys0rU1huwZcTvyZtViDEGCZoTT7N4kz0VF12fYmouZ_aa77TSmlQ/s1600-h/Luis31.GIF"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168355168994412722" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhouBvatMlf_OvZK-TcEPXnhY0G5iSWhzglKGBr_CuGHLi5HE5fMU_TRhIlw8pXXGy7WhDYM3DBxrpsuZ83QWJR1-Ibys0rU1huwZcTvyZtViDEGCZoTT7N4kz0VF12fYmouZ_aa77TSmlQ/s400/Luis31.GIF" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-9856836045807962752008-02-16T11:49:00.001+00:002008-02-16T11:51:40.872+00:00Ora viva, quem é uma flor!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSYEBgazmDSUI3xhswQ1g9Iak-nw4KUqSDs8cxA2TGox9x3H9zbiDPPKr1enEK08_DsT6psZJG4cwxTaDeOGc_08qyyrjViRrAr6EUAKiH9rMiDWeZBH-YCzsOk0dASdhoUn4iBvAZuycv/s1600-h/LILI.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167544219039385762" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSYEBgazmDSUI3xhswQ1g9Iak-nw4KUqSDs8cxA2TGox9x3H9zbiDPPKr1enEK08_DsT6psZJG4cwxTaDeOGc_08qyyrjViRrAr6EUAKiH9rMiDWeZBH-YCzsOk0dASdhoUn4iBvAZuycv/s400/LILI.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Clique na imagem e verá melhor...</div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-52142096406918898332008-02-16T11:44:00.002+00:002008-02-16T11:48:49.447+00:00´Prontos'Já sei que tenho andado arredado do jimbrinhas, mas este dia 16 de Fevereiro é muito especial e por isso... regressei. Não prometo que seja para valer....Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-67471051990212615272008-01-16T22:34:00.000+00:002008-01-16T22:40:05.513+00:00Safados...<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyEesQ39b-YnaPsWgpqtjTyQDqBVC5hE36cTwRK6vx14ek07RDy7aZIB7BQ1ePBsU7R0xhMzfyxmzBXpglZ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-84734732783354074152008-01-16T08:45:00.001+00:002008-01-16T08:57:45.123+00:00SURPRESA AINDA MAIORRecebi ontem este postal e fiquei radiante, porque com este atraso, sempre vou envelhecendo mais devagar... E, nesta altura do campeonato, ganhar 5 semanas por ano é uma autêntica dávida de Deus.... Obrigadinho, meu irmão.... e correios etíopes....<br /><br /><div><div></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifOB1GIBHom1KSvCKqY8IEv3fCFLMr8_nEtUcjx2_pF0Ya9J10jwSjGxI9xFXiojZJzHXD3FGGmQxEM9sJmI-nuSIsVnLlVcCKpIGicp5iWca_tmMbkeWRPWGbi5cg2h7Te28Fd1eFuxKr/s1600-h/scan0006.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155994587373042450" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifOB1GIBHom1KSvCKqY8IEv3fCFLMr8_nEtUcjx2_pF0Ya9J10jwSjGxI9xFXiojZJzHXD3FGGmQxEM9sJmI-nuSIsVnLlVcCKpIGicp5iWca_tmMbkeWRPWGbi5cg2h7Te28Fd1eFuxKr/s400/scan0006.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifOB1GIBHom1KSvCKqY8IEv3fCFLMr8_nEtUcjx2_pF0Ya9J10jwSjGxI9xFXiojZJzHXD3FGGmQxEM9sJmI-nuSIsVnLlVcCKpIGicp5iWca_tmMbkeWRPWGbi5cg2h7Te28Fd1eFuxKr/s1600-h/scan0006.jpg"></a></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFsZ80Y3j3dVXVUBtZn6Ll6zrUmxPkuyRJZ6SxTSvIQXktgElsI8WbaupdtF2oZYZ0Q_cSEWwJF4tAWmiR4ucDV4I4OOUe6KIv6BQsASmxCSMXRgtezpx09Wndky4M5Afv33HeRKb6MhQ/s1600-h/Sem+título.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155994441344154370" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFsZ80Y3j3dVXVUBtZn6Ll6zrUmxPkuyRJZ6SxTSvIQXktgElsI8WbaupdtF2oZYZ0Q_cSEWwJF4tAWmiR4ucDV4I4OOUe6KIv6BQsASmxCSMXRgtezpx09Wndky4M5Afv33HeRKb6MhQ/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div></div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-1326040803026779802008-01-04T09:50:00.000+00:002008-01-04T10:03:25.581+00:00SURPREENDENTE POSTAL DE BOAS FESTASPara conhecimento geral, se divulga, <em><strong>urbi et orbi,</strong></em> o seguinte postal de Boas Festas, chegado já fora de tempo, mas muito a tempo...<br /><div><br /><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHG8upirgVenyCdmuF-LDsKRGWrsMPNb0kUS-AeVetFrBIIA0EZFEvUC8R5CqeeYmDq-fGYIoDjw4MvUwOx60C5bgdgBvnKjEYoUTTHuM5UHE-l8IlefrTF544SnkN8C_AfsRtNhqPI76/s1600-h/scan0004.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151557748717320930" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHG8upirgVenyCdmuF-LDsKRGWrsMPNb0kUS-AeVetFrBIIA0EZFEvUC8R5CqeeYmDq-fGYIoDjw4MvUwOx60C5bgdgBvnKjEYoUTTHuM5UHE-l8IlefrTF544SnkN8C_AfsRtNhqPI76/s400/scan0004.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmjNZmY4M4JmfVXd4ehfbWxC60niXgM70vmuK_yjo2gCM6byY7cvOhlBxhkKjJu4hWhAq02QYfDvTiu8Gd1YmdwMVnCk13OFfgqxGxaaaJHoNvjHTnWFN-18nBFZ1KPZPcWdZ-8TVP0eoO/s1600-h/scan0003.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151557452364577490" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmjNZmY4M4JmfVXd4ehfbWxC60niXgM70vmuK_yjo2gCM6byY7cvOhlBxhkKjJu4hWhAq02QYfDvTiu8Gd1YmdwMVnCk13OFfgqxGxaaaJHoNvjHTnWFN-18nBFZ1KPZPcWdZ-8TVP0eoO/s400/scan0003.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div></div><div></div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-71204209927971125552007-12-31T17:26:00.000+00:002007-12-31T17:28:11.428+00:00FELIZ ANO NOVO<div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150190029266811586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiAKEPKQIq1_RG3wFDeNmI-B0tJvRmzd9zZ1dM73Tx-qp8wuYCBG19XZ2EH1VmdklwSFqujLmGAxzh4CUHBK_ug2LdSgIA6_KcK8KWxH-XUov9UJ90atx8HDfPUxEHT3bs4DwphfOInobl/s400/Ano-Novo-Baixaki-Nick-Mancini800.jpg" border="0" /></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-22762774946468074582007-12-26T07:09:00.000+00:002007-12-26T07:55:13.946+00:00NATALImagino que tenha havido protestos por não ter postado nada relativo ao Natal... O PDI não perdoa e já não consigo fazer tudo o que fazia antes.... Para satisfazer os mais exigentes, aqui ficam estes instantâneos de Natal.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8pQjuM2I-N8CGPy5w16aY_hvHoROk_8rglZrzcyMsTtonNlQHD8C4cHdD-HKptCjxhpu2zwjAecrcz48o08TzZzFFyAqJTrybLFuanGudyAhKD_PilHB3RSviZ-xz9svqHAL-R-nig1tJ/s1600-h/Natal.2007+029.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148177261563017890" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8pQjuM2I-N8CGPy5w16aY_hvHoROk_8rglZrzcyMsTtonNlQHD8C4cHdD-HKptCjxhpu2zwjAecrcz48o08TzZzFFyAqJTrybLFuanGudyAhKD_PilHB3RSviZ-xz9svqHAL-R-nig1tJ/s400/Natal.2007+029.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />O natalício cantinho da sala (aviso aos mais gulosos: a árvore não tem chocolates...).<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFgJGIadrJtbhp-k9kMpE4V0mkDr-UZtuLkJ3lsdx-pXAvt-mDQgGJchtvux9c8pDniEE2FhjqHULg7lZJwsedp5-sP96CXIE7x5dfOdVU0jsBkBylzmoaQULycobd4xruElo0DPT81Zym/s1600-h/Natal.2007+020.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148176750461909650" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFgJGIadrJtbhp-k9kMpE4V0mkDr-UZtuLkJ3lsdx-pXAvt-mDQgGJchtvux9c8pDniEE2FhjqHULg7lZJwsedp5-sP96CXIE7x5dfOdVU0jsBkBylzmoaQULycobd4xruElo0DPT81Zym/s400/Natal.2007+020.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><p></p><p>A primeira e a mais descarada convidada para o almoço.</p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAGmOnNCmtQ__X5RBRHsRXBtPNJFVRdPQUKE7rgOpjOm5o4ko8cjMY8dadgpH4c6ym-vrmaeFM3p8xJEgxeBxB1gAGjSqWjPQLgG6pRHp2OaPneNjZaAFnU34ZWbMbdz-uPeNiG5R5PFrs/s1600-h/Natal.2007+033.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148179598025226930" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAGmOnNCmtQ__X5RBRHsRXBtPNJFVRdPQUKE7rgOpjOm5o4ko8cjMY8dadgpH4c6ym-vrmaeFM3p8xJEgxeBxB1gAGjSqWjPQLgG6pRHp2OaPneNjZaAFnU34ZWbMbdz-uPeNiG5R5PFrs/s400/Natal.2007+033.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />A mais original árvore de Natal, esta foi feita de propósito para decorar a minha cozinha, enquanto preparava o almoço do dia 25 de Dezembro.</div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-15531643800508502542007-12-19T17:04:00.000+00:002007-12-19T17:13:06.443+00:00PARABÉNS AO FILIPE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin_KwfgtgwLGBZxd96FhS26HBb1agFNKUv3HWmPZW8-NlhbttzQNAD8Tpin05IU3eLtMGfEfV9oHcyD2-BdZ4x4c1ssh-lttJ85Xo3pAR6zgvrO3XS5Fy6Z0A6Nu3OiDntCfz2Fh4ScVDS/s1600-h/medt_cake2.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145731827443759730" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin_KwfgtgwLGBZxd96FhS26HBb1agFNKUv3HWmPZW8-NlhbttzQNAD8Tpin05IU3eLtMGfEfV9oHcyD2-BdZ4x4c1ssh-lttJ85Xo3pAR6zgvrO3XS5Fy6Z0A6Nu3OiDntCfz2Fh4ScVDS/s400/medt_cake2.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvOK_dO6teSpcXGNeF1L0lINZ5murvF6BkaSttXd1p1CxYJ_YX2LiQCYC6CII8M-c14-efQowvBcmNb-Ibnr9QeT8QBet2X_s1VuNZ0Ia_Bbls5P89Ipk1TLRjaIC02eJymjBc1OQohk6/s1600-h/1188617650.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145731479551408738" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvOK_dO6teSpcXGNeF1L0lINZ5murvF6BkaSttXd1p1CxYJ_YX2LiQCYC6CII8M-c14-efQowvBcmNb-Ibnr9QeT8QBet2X_s1VuNZ0Ia_Bbls5P89Ipk1TLRjaIC02eJymjBc1OQohk6/s400/1188617650.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvOK_dO6teSpcXGNeF1L0lINZ5murvF6BkaSttXd1p1CxYJ_YX2LiQCYC6CII8M-c14-efQowvBcmNb-Ibnr9QeT8QBet2X_s1VuNZ0Ia_Bbls5P89Ipk1TLRjaIC02eJymjBc1OQohk6/s1600-h/1188617650.gif"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvOK_dO6teSpcXGNeF1L0lINZ5murvF6BkaSttXd1p1CxYJ_YX2LiQCYC6CII8M-c14-efQowvBcmNb-Ibnr9QeT8QBet2X_s1VuNZ0Ia_Bbls5P89Ipk1TLRjaIC02eJymjBc1OQohk6/s1600-h/1188617650.gif"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvOK_dO6teSpcXGNeF1L0lINZ5murvF6BkaSttXd1p1CxYJ_YX2LiQCYC6CII8M-c14-efQowvBcmNb-Ibnr9QeT8QBet2X_s1VuNZ0Ia_Bbls5P89Ipk1TLRjaIC02eJymjBc1OQohk6/s1600-h/1188617650.gif"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Clique na imagem para ver o efeito.</span>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-47221339008194140822007-12-19T16:09:00.000+00:002007-12-19T16:12:27.470+00:00ESTE ANO NÃO VAI HAVER PRESÉPIOLamentamos, mas:<br />Os Reis Magos lançaram uma OPA sobre a manjedoura e esta foi retirada do estábulo até decisão governamental;<br />Os camelos estão no governo;<br />Os cordeirinhos estão tão magros e tão feios que não podem ser exibidos;<br />A vaca está louca e não se segura nas patas;<br />O burro está na escola a dar aulas de substituição;<br />Nossa Senhora e São José foram chamados à escola para avaliar o burro;<br />A estrelinha de Belém perdeu o brilho porque o Menino Jesus não tem tempo para olhar para ela;<br />O Menino Jesus está no Politeama em actividades de enriquecimento curricular e o tribunal de Coimbra ordenou a sua entrega imediata ao pai biológico;<br />A ASAE fechou temporariamente o estábulo pela falta da manjedoura e, sobretudo, até serem corrigidas as péssimas condições higiénicas do estábulo, de acordo com as normas da UE.<br /><br />P. N. A. M.Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-75324671901688800472007-12-18T18:57:00.000+00:002007-12-18T18:59:13.533+00:00INTERRUPÇÃO DAS ACTIVIDADES LECTIVASEis aqui o meu jogo para estas férias.....<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pictogame.com/game.php?game=AV5EWASXus53">http://www.pictogame.com/game.php?game=AV5EWASXus53</a>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-74722105896314391582007-12-11T08:19:00.001+00:002007-12-11T08:30:28.422+00:00HumoresSinto-me assim, depois de ter corrigido todos os testes....<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhESqdpTbtHYPDfxneg5-tDcTHCUyoyNlziV7N6rzYdNcmbyULqvAcyrmBUY1-ygGit6sdbG6CfW7VyGmfJnrp6Ja80fTPaiNsjKGTFxJxBGEpT8zSCJIKuZ8FtKo-8MG2A3e7383sk74Zr/s1600-h/IEc041876a.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142627619487832306" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhESqdpTbtHYPDfxneg5-tDcTHCUyoyNlziV7N6rzYdNcmbyULqvAcyrmBUY1-ygGit6sdbG6CfW7VyGmfJnrp6Ja80fTPaiNsjKGTFxJxBGEpT8zSCJIKuZ8FtKo-8MG2A3e7383sk74Zr/s400/IEc041876a.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nota: Clique na imagem para ver o efeito.Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-22397523284562415102007-12-04T08:47:00.000+00:002007-12-04T08:56:20.939+00:00Desde a EtiópiaPara que conste, torna-se público o seguinte mail, acabado de receber:<br /><br />«Tia Maria de Sintra,<br /><br />Obrigado pelo teu e-mail que, se não erro, foi escrito de Vila Nova, saboreando o primeiro dia de Inverno...<br />Respondendo à tua pergunta acerca da minha chegada. O bilhete aéreo está marcado para o dia 20 de Dezembro de 2007 (faço questão em colocar o ano, porque alguém duvidava que eu fosse fiel à data estabelecida!!!).<br />O avião parte de Addis Abeba às 4:15 da manhã. Chega a Londres às 12:00. Em Londres reembarco às 15:25 ( na Bristish Airways) para chegar a Lisboa às 18:00.<br />Como vês estamos no fim da nossa estadia. O provincial já manifestou o desejo que eu regresse, no caso das análises serem positivas e o parecer do médico favorável. Pelo modo como me tenho sentido não prevejo surpresas nas análises. Mas o futuro a Deus pertence! A minha enfermeira ja me disse: um passo de cada vez e nada de pôr o carro à frente dos bois. Assim seja!<br />Até ao dia 20!<br />Ivo»<br /><br />Não venha o senhor depois dizer que o seu regresso não estava prometido para o dia 20 de Dezembro de 2007....Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-44436415657250549272007-11-23T00:37:00.000+00:002007-11-23T00:39:04.366+00:00PARABÉNS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTK9aJy6WJuklhgtm5YTJ5vjKS8MOkrlzL1844BO6wg_FRMNa5Csnxy2EDzbv31qgae8ycDMvJrZXzMgLc0CBbOBa8wC9Y7inH4M4kZ4cxc8gh3tfjIMy-mUwP5AbEhwBQZXlLvwC1lbhp/s1600-h/Pedrinho.GIF"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135828746320238642" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTK9aJy6WJuklhgtm5YTJ5vjKS8MOkrlzL1844BO6wg_FRMNa5Csnxy2EDzbv31qgae8ycDMvJrZXzMgLc0CBbOBa8wC9Y7inH4M4kZ4cxc8gh3tfjIMy-mUwP5AbEhwBQZXlLvwC1lbhp/s400/Pedrinho.GIF" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-54656402279744545932007-11-16T11:19:00.001+00:002007-11-16T11:20:07.145+00:00ANTES QUE ME PUXEM AS ORELHAS...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdliOZt_OmiQyEL5mPinnazMfE_K6OeOuiUZlg6blCE94kGlj8NPXQC9DLKErCKYkNhWsh7hRCScX-voCVym_5XThbV4FjbrGNt74oO88h_w2klHEp1_d3exRQBAiRkpl-sDaHLq6M44pw/s1600-h/Lurdes2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5133396413828947666" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdliOZt_OmiQyEL5mPinnazMfE_K6OeOuiUZlg6blCE94kGlj8NPXQC9DLKErCKYkNhWsh7hRCScX-voCVym_5XThbV4FjbrGNt74oO88h_w2klHEp1_d3exRQBAiRkpl-sDaHLq6M44pw/s400/Lurdes2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7902782612965622461.post-34260672331177689612007-11-11T14:43:00.000+00:002007-11-11T14:50:36.133+00:00EXPERIÊNCIAExperimentem isto...!<br /><br />1 - Vão para o Google: <a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.google.pt/" target="_blank"><strong>http://www.google.pt/</strong></a><strong><br /></strong><br />2 - Escrevam: político honesto<br /><br />3 - Cliquem em " Sinto-me com sorte " e não em "pesquisa Google"<br /><br />Agora vejam o resultado...<br /><br />E não é que é mesmo verdade?!?Manuel do Valehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10508976743189179715noreply@blogger.com0